Scene from Competitor's Conference Room; (you'll have to forgive my accent) ...
Yes, Solarflare is the competitor with that amazing OpenOnload product - they're just whipping us out in the street. We need to come up with something. Our stuff is so bad, it wont even run NetPerf
I know, lets make a bogus release, announce it to the world and then string along everyone for 12months while re-write the entire codebase.
Brilliant @"! Yes, and we can force everyone to upgrade their adapters again to use the new software.
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